Wacky News
February 15, 2012
By Matt Bajkowski
Sports Editor

Alaska seems like a very different place in general from where i live, I mean, the only thing I worry about on a daily basis is if my mom made my lunch, not whether I should be on the look out for a pissed off moose.
What bothers me the most though, is I have no idea what I would use to fight off a moose. Unfortunately, I don’t always carry my moose-fighting shovel with me, or have my grandma around, so I think I would give the moose my lunch and hope something out of If You give a Moose a Muffin occurs.