Fantasy Football failures face their worst fears
I would like to just reminisce on something people all over the country love to compete against one another in; Fantasy Football. My friends and I were a part of a league, I didn’t necessarily do the worst but I also know barely anything about football so I obviously did not win. Out of 10 girls, I placed seventh. Yet, my friend who got last had an extreme standing I thought that I would never see. Her official record was 0-14. Now, when you lose that badly, there’s got to be a punishment. I have been looking through all social media platforms trying to find the perfect one, so here is my list of the top five funniest ones I saw.
This challenge makes the loser sit in a waffle house for 24+ hours. I believe that this challenge is incredibly funny and it really takes punishment to a different level. I feel like I can’t even be in my house for a full 24 hours. The only flaw with this punishment is that it punishes the servers and everyone working at this restaurant. I typically get a little ticked off when customers stay at my work longer than I do.
I saw this one while scrolling through TikTok and it made me laugh. Instantly not only is it sort of embarrassing to be walking around with an inflatable doll, you also have to pretend to be in love with the stall with many people around. If I had to do this, I would die of embarrassment.
While we all have had our fair shares of bad haircuts in the past, I don’t believe many people get a bad haircut intentionally. Having it as your punishment for losing, losers, have had their friends pick out what their hair will look like for the next several weeks/months.
Personally, I could talk hours about how much I hated taking that SAT and ACT test. I am awful at standardized testing and having to go through that once again, just because I lost badly in football would make me lose my mind. The loser is also taking this test for absolutely nothing.
Now this one is worse than it sounds. I’ve heard personal anecdotes of friends being put in the cage and let me just say the towns, the furthest from fun, the loser gets put in a dog cage and their friends have free will to throw anything they want at them and they can do nothing about it. I’ve heard stories of people having to be stuck in the cage overnight. I am a very claustrophobic person, and by doing this, I think a part of me would die.