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Political Hipsters

October 9, 2012

By Anna Boratyn Executive Opinion Editor| Allegedly, this blog is called “Left and Right.”  Theoretically, to look both Left and Right one should be standing somewhere in the middle.  Even more specifically, one can’t very well look both left and right if one stands in the left corner, facing ...

Wacky News

September 11, 2012

By Anna Boratyn Executive Opinion Editor| The Story: England’s King Richard III, who died in 1485 during the War of the Roses, an English Civil war  may be buried under a parking lot in Leicester, England, according to the Los Angeles Times. Richard III is known for his role in the Shakespearean tr...

Akin to Idiocy

August 29, 2012

By Anna Boratyn Executive Opinion Editor |A week ago, Republican Representative Todd Akin infuriated much of America with his very own brand of medical expertise in an interview with KTVI-TV. “It seems to me, first of all, from what I understand from doctors, it’s really rare. If it’s a legitimate r...

Wacky News

May 16, 2012

By Anna Boratyn Executive Opinion The story: Patricia Krentcil, a mom who allegedly put her six-year-old daughter into a tanning booth, now has an action figure, sold at $29.95 by Herobuilders.com, a company that specializes in customized action figures. CEO Emil Vicale admits that the action figure “doesn’t...

13 facts about 13

April 29, 2012

By Anna Boratyn Executive Opinion Editor Have you noticed that there's been a strangely large amount of Friday the 13th's this school in year. In honor of this freaky occurrence, one which happened just two weeks ago, I'm bringing you 13 facts about 13. Folklore often includes the number thirteen.  T...

Wacky News

March 6, 2012

By Anna Boratyn Features Editor Chaminiature The Story: A new, tiny chameleon has been discovered in Madagascar.  The new species, Brookesia mirca, is just over an inch long,  can fit on a match tip. Scientists believe that the chameleons are the result of island dwarfism, which results because of limi...

11/22/63 nothing short of unusual

February 2, 2012

By Anna Boratyn Features Editor Stephen King’s new novel 11/22/63   opens with Jake Epping.  The sympathetic Epping is a language arts teacher in Maine in 2011, recently dumped by his alcoholic wife.   But everything changes when he’s introduced to a hole in time that takes him from 2011 to ...

The SOPApocalypse of 2012

February 2, 2012

By Anna Boratyn   Features Editor   On Wednesday Jan. 18, I was attempting to procrastinate studying for finals.  Yet I was foiled repeatedly.  Wired, the source for all of my technological needs?  Temporarily down. I Can Has Cheezburger, a site housing cat memes, and Tumblr, a community of blogs, both h...

Wacky News

December 7, 2011

By Anna Boratyn Features Editor The Abominable Snowman The Story: A man wearing an inflatable Frosty the snowman decoration wandered about Vanceboro, North Carolina with a four foot long candy cane. He was reported to the local police by four locals who felt that he was a threat. Among complaints from...

Wacky News

November 13, 2011

By Anna Boratyn Features Editor Cruel and Unusual Soy The Story: Florida prisoner Eric Harris, serving life for the sexual battery of a child has filed a lawsuit stating that serving foods containing large amounts of soy constitutes cruel and unusual punishment, and thus, is unconstitutional. Harris...

Wacky News

October 26, 2011

By Anna Boratyn Features Editor Delicious Legumes: A reported stabbing prompted police in St. Petersburg, Florida to investigate a home.  Inside, 26-year-old Donald Gilley was bleeding from the chest and abdomen on account of multiple stab wounds, inflicted by his 54-year-old, father Donald Wynn. While...

Just JAMMing

October 26, 2011

By Anna Boratyn Features Editor Wandering the halls of Prospect, it’s impossible to not come across at least one of a multitude of posters, each with a blue oval-shaped creature with strange orange growth sprouting of the sides of its face, beady black eyes staring at you and posing the query “DO YO...

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