By Kiley Walsh
Opinion Editor
The Story: Characteristics of a newly discovered bee-- golden hair, full of beauty, and oh so "bootylicious" -- can only be worthy of one name: Beyonce. The bee was captured...
By Jenny Johnson
News Editor
FBI makes big mistake
The story: FBI breaks down a woman's door with a chainsaw and holds her at gun point, except they have the wrong apartment. Her daughter saw the whole...
By Khrystyna Halatyma
Features Editor
Harry Potter invisibility cloak created?
The Story: Scientists have been working on a real life invisibility cloak. Sort of. Except instead of just covering a single...
By Kyle Brown
Entertainment Editor
Endangered crocodile makes home in nuclear power plant
The story: A 15-foot long endangered crocodile species has started living at the Turkey Point Nuclear Power Plant...
By Anna Boratyn
Features Editor
The Abominable Snowman
The Story: A man wearing an inflatable Frosty the snowman decoration wandered about Vanceboro, North Carolina with a four foot long candy cane.
He...
By Maddie Conway
Editor-In-Chief
The story: An Illinois man called 911 five times in a row earlier this week because of a very serious emergency — or, well, what he considered very serious, at least:...
By Anna Boratyn
Features Editor
Cruel and Unusual Soy
The Story: Florida prisoner Eric Harris, serving life for the sexual battery of a child has filed a lawsuit stating that serving foods containing large...
By Khrystyna Halatyma
Features Editor
Run marathon first, then give birth
Story: The Chicago Marathon was on October 9, measuring a complete distance of 26.2 miles. Amber Miller, 27 years-old, was 38 weeks...
By Maddie Conway
Editor-In-Chief
Reunited and it feels so good: A man from Missouri didn't think he would ever see his red 1969 Chevy Camaro again when it was stolen, but after coming across the car for...
By Anna Boratyn
Features Editor
Delicious Legumes:
A reported stabbing prompted police in St. Petersburg, Florida to investigate a home. Inside, 26-year-old Donald Gilley was bleeding from the chest...
By Khrystyna Halatyma
Features Editor
Woman Sued Walmart for 2 Cents
The Brief->> October 2nd-- Pennsylvanian woman, Mary Bach, sued Walmart company for a two cent discrepancy. Bach bought a package...
By Khrystyna Halatyma
Features Editor
"Snip Here"
The Brief: The 200-ft Matilija Dam near Ojai, California was 'vandalized' by artists who graffitied on a dotted vertical line down the majority of...